It's common knowledge that 30% of the film processed in the world is shot at WDW, but did you know that 80% of that percentage was taken by my sister?

At The Contemporary Character Breakfast, where Mom reacts with alarm to the threat of fuzzy character interaction.

 The Rocketeer seems distracted by something, or perhaps he's fallen asleep. He has a big wet spot on his pants, too.

 Goofy cops a feel. Hah! The joke's on him! I'm not a girl!

Mom and her best friend being escorted out of the park by a Goofy Security Guard after trashing one of the hotel rooms...



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Like this'll stop you thieving cyber-weasels.