| Falling down is a relaxed form
of walking. |
I don't know what just happened,
but my eyebrows are on the ceiling. |
I didn't want to disturb you,
so I just grabbed your wrist and twisted it. |
| The first tool known to man
was a stick with chewing gum on it. |
Drowning is a relaxed form of
swimming. |
Wanted: 400 Lb. man to jump
on gargantuan spiders. |
| I used to have a neighbor who
was an Italian monkey grinder. |
One good way to get attention
is by waving a blinking fluorescent orange thing. |
I'll have a mild seizure on
whole wheat. |
| The dumber of the two managed
to get her head stuck in the bed. |
I can't seem to get enough food
or sleep. I think I have a tapeworm with insomnia. |
I wonder what the ratio of hula
dancers is to the rest of the population. |
| Be polite twice, then bounce
a mug off the back of his head. |
Before we go any further, I
must tell you that my real name is Flop-House Blandersheen |
Welcome back to "name The
Most Unusual Food You Can Throw At A Mailman"! |
| A prairie is a relaxed form
of a mountain. |
Einstein was wrong! It's all
cheese! |
The first newspaper was called
Prehistoric Times. |
