|I'll have a double whopper with
nothing. No meat, no seasoning, no bun...I'll just pay for it
||She likes classical music -
she's one of those cultural stereo types.
||Let's toast the President! Go
get the Presidential Toaster!
|I just got kicked out of existence.
||The back of my head is all worn
||That's my latest invention,
it's called A Pain In The Butt.
|There's a guy on the other side
of that hill who appears to be milking
|Not to be cruel or anything,
but you could drive a bulldozer up Jeff's nostrils.
||Should you really be performing
an appendectomy on yourself in your condition?
|In the parking lot we happened
across an Alfa-Romeo, and right
next to it sat a Freudian Indication.
|Wouldn't you like to make extra
money in your spare tire?
||I didn't say I was odd; I said
I was awed.
|Don't ask me - I just said I
really think there's something foreign
about my bathroom.
|The waste is familiar, but I
can't place the blame.
||The spectre of excess talking
|The Mouse brothers-Mickey and
||I'll have a Jumbo Mumbo Jumbo
Burger and a Roly Poly Cola.
||I once laid a major egg onto
this very stage.
|We are never far from losing
||I hope you like spaghetti with
foam rubber sauce!
||Stumbling up the stairs enrages
the Fire God!
|My cat is unable to purr because
a kitten he suffered a purrcussion.
|No holiday feasting for me this
year, I'm on a strict diet of Zingers and beer.
||Isadora Duncan must be a really
rotten dancer by now.