I like Cats. I am a male. I am unmarried. Despite all of this I am not gay. Just wanted to get that out of the way up front.

Bitmap is named after the Photoshop mode for black and white files. Being a cat, Bitmap does many strange things, but Being In The Box is her favorite.

Morrow is an adopted stray who may be the sweetest cat alive. And one of the fattest -weighing in at nearly 15 lbs, 3 times his adoption weight.

Yes I know it looks like Village Of The Damned Cats - but not as bad as it looked before I faked their eyes in Photoshop.

all images ©1999 by Tom Stazer

No reproduction allowed without consent of Tom Stazer

Like this'll stop you thieving cyber-weasels.